After introducing myself to Ryan and Rochelle on A-State campus, and learning a little about how they met, I fabricated a likely possibile sequence of events that led them to go to college together. Here’s the story I came up with, it’s probably pretty accurate:
“This party is stupid.” He said, sitting on the couch next to his closest friends. Of course, he’s in college now, and this was back in high school: so he doesn’t actually remember the names of these people, or really what they looked like, or even if he liked them or not. He just really knew that they were friends at the time, and it’s all insignificant now anyway, because there’s really only one thing that they ever did for him. That he remembers. And it happened at this stupid party.
Let’s just call them Darth and Spock.
“Shut up, Ryan,” Spock said, playing some sort of video game, and apparently losing. “The girls haven’t gotten here yet.”
Ryan looked around the small-ish room of tenth-grade boys– sitting around with donuts and cheese-doodles playing video games in isolated groups around the T.V and computer– and hoped to himself that the girls would never get there.
Another twenty minutes passed. And Ryan changed his mind, he wanted at least someone interesting to talk to, and no one at that “party” was much into talking.
After yet another ten minutes, he couldn’t take it anymore. He exploded. “SPOCK! This party is stupid! You’re stupid! I hate your guts and I should never have made friends with you, I’m leaving!”
Well, at least that’s what he remembers saying, and he distinctly remembers storming out of the house and never associating with any of the ever again, but it went more like this:
“SPOCK!…”
Spock and Darth didn’t turn their heads from the T.V. Spock was winning now.
“I’m going to get like, a drink or something. Do you want anything?”
“Nah,” He said.
“Get me a soda.” Darth said.
“No.”
And he walked to the kitchen. At this point, he distinctly remembers climbing out the window, putting on his sun glasses, whipping out some sort of really, really clever pun, and riding away on his motorcycle with Natalie Portman sitting on the back.
Instead, he opened the cabinet, pulled out a glass, and winced as every other glass on all the other shelves came crashing down to the floor with it. Standing in the pile of broken glass, he peeked around the corner to the other room. None of them had moved.
So he searched the room for a broom, but could only find a dust pan. Walking around the house, stepping over guys with their faces in Gameboy DS’s, he found a vacuum. Dragging it into the kitchen, he found an outlet and began to clean up the glass. Just a few seconds after a particularly large chunk of broken glass got sucked up, the vacuum started to make some loud, crunching noises and tearing sounds. Panicked, Ryan tugged at the cord to unplug the machine. But he was having a difficult time, so he tugged harder. Before he really knew what was going on, the outlet burst into flames and the vacuum exploded. He looked into the other room, and none of the boys had moved.
Going to the sink, Ryan yelled to the other room; “Spock! When are your parents getting home?”
There was a pause. “I don’t know, like, maybe in a few hours.”
He turned on the water, and stretched the hose as far as it would reach. With sweat beading on his forehead, he pulled the trigger. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw the water reach the flaming outlet, and he became slightly more anxious when the outlet sparked, fizzled, and then exploded into flames so high, the ceiling caught fire.
The door handle wiggled. Ryan froze.
Before he could so much as stop the flow of water from the hose, the door slammed open, and three girls walked in like they owned the place.
In the middle was probably the coolest girl in the tenth grade… Rochelle. He’d never met her, but he’d seen her in school, and he’d heard about her. It was love at first sight.
The other two girls went and did something. He doesn’t really remember, but it seemed like they vanished. Or maybe they were never actually there. It doesn’t matter. He also could’ve sworn she was wearing a skin-tight, black leather jumpsuit, but she always claims she was in a hoodie and jeans.
“Are we burning Spock’s house down?” She asked. And smirked. “Cool.”
They looked deeply into each others eyes for a moment, and then laughed.
“I think we should put it out.” She said, after they stood there for a minute or two. Or maybe it was longer. It was long enough to start getting kind of awkward.
“Why don’t you… try and find a way to put out the fire on the ceiling?” he asked, trying to be seductive.
“Alright,” she said, and sauntered by him. Bewitchingly.
It seemed like only a second she was gone, because he completely zoned out, thinking of the life him and his new soul-mate would have together.
But when she came back, she said “I turned on all the faucets upstairs. The water should come through and put out the fire down here… we don’t have anything to worry about.”
“You’re brilliant…” He sighed, and stroked her face.
“I know,” she said, smiling. And they walked out of the house together, holding hands.
They walked for a long time; all the way to the little park by the lake, looking at nothing but each other the entire way there.
“Rochelle?” Ryan said, getting down on one knee.
“Yes, Ryan?” She said, holding her heart.
“Will you… follow me to college?”
“Of course I will!” She screamed, jumping at him. They hugged each other so tightly, felt the bond they shared as if it were tangible, and heard each other’s heart beats. Or, they both remember it at each other’s heartbeats. In reality, it was a procession of fire trucks and other emergency vehicles with blaring sirens driving in the direction they had come from.
And they did, eventually, follow each other to college, after an entire high school career of bliss and togetherness. And, it seems apparent, that they continued their happily ever after in Alfred, New York.